YOUR KID DESERVES
BEAST MODE
BABY BOTTLES

💪 BOROSILICATE GLASS. ZERO PLASTIC. MAXIMUM GAINS.

Bro, you wouldn't drink your protein shake from cheap plastic. Why should your mini-me? Level up with military-grade borosilicate glass bottles that can handle whatever your little champion throws at them.

0% PLASTIC
100% BEAST
∞ GAINS
BroSilicate Beast Mode Bottle
NO WEAK STUFF

WHY BROSILICATE DOMINATES

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TANK-PROOF GLASS

Borosilicate glass is what they use in laboratories and spacecraft. Your kid's bottle? Basically indestructible. Drop it, heat it, freeze it - doesn't matter.

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ZERO PLASTIC BS

No BPA, BPS, or any other sketchy chemicals. Just pure, clean glass. Because champions don't do microplastics.

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THERMAL BEAST

From freezer to bottle warmer without breaking a sweat. This glass handles temperature changes like a Navy SEAL handles pressure.

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CRYSTAL CLEAR FLEX

See exactly what your mini-beast is drinking. No cloudy plastic nonsense. Pure transparency for pure nutrition.

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GRIP OF ZEUS

Ergonomic design that fits your massive dad hands perfectly. Easy to hold during those 3 AM feeding sessions.

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QUICK-RELEASE CAP

One-handed operation because you're probably bench pressing with the other hand. Fast, efficient, no nonsense.

ENGINEERED FOR CHAMPIONS

Every BroSilicate bottle is crafted from premium borosilicate glass - the same material used in high-performance lab equipment and tactical gear.

  • ✓ 5x stronger than regular glass
  • ✓ Withstands -40°F to 300°F
  • ✓ Zero chemical leaching
  • ✓ Dishwasher safe (obviously)
  • ✓ Lifetime warranty (we're that confident)

THE SCIENCE, BRO:

Borosilicate glass has a super low thermal expansion coefficient (3.3 × 10⁻⁶ K⁻¹). Translation? It won't crack when you go from fridge to warmer. Science gains.

BroSilicate Engineering
Tactical Grip Zone
Beast-Mode Cap
Military-Grade Glass
Alpha Measurements

THE SQUAD SPEAKS

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"Finally, a bottle that matches my gym bag aesthetic. My kid's crushing 8oz like it's nothing."

MIKE T. CrossFit Dad
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"Dropped it on concrete during a dad workout. Bottle survived. Concrete didn't. 10/10."

BRANDON K. Tactical Father
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"My wife laughed at first, but now she's stealing them for her smoothies. BROSILICATE for life."

DAVE R. CEO & Dad
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"No more plastic taste in the formula. My little dude's getting pure nutrition. This is the way."

CHRIS M. MMA Fighter Dad

CHOOSE YOUR ARSENAL

STARTER PACK

$49
  • 2 BroSilicate Bottles
  • 4oz & 8oz sizes
  • 2 Beast-Mode Caps
  • Dad Grip Technology
  • Free Shipping
MOST ALPHA

CHAMPION SET

$89
  • 4 BroSilicate Bottles
  • Full size range
  • 4 Beast-Mode Caps
  • Travel Case included
  • Lifetime Warranty
  • Priority Support

LEGEND STATUS

$149
  • 6 BroSilicate Bottles
  • All sizes + Limited Edition
  • 6 Beast-Mode Caps
  • Tactical Carry Case
  • Lifetime Warranty
  • VIP Dad Club Access
BroSilicate Champion Collection

TIME TO LEVEL UP YOUR DAD GAME

Join thousands of alpha dads who refuse to compromise on their kid's gear.

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